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Name: Spence
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 5/24/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: Ping Pong, tennis, games, football, Anime, Basketball, Lifting Weights, downloading music, internet.
Expertise: Master of Nothingness
Occupation: Student
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Member Since: 9/3/2003

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Friday, June 17, 2005

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" And the father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!






Tuesday, May 24, 2005

So work has started for me... to my surprise, the company is a total front for the mafia... shhhh don't say anything!!!! yea my work actually involves driving my "boss" to collect unpaid debt.  I was totally not expecting this... tho the perks are pretty good, i get free food anytime I want and I get to drive a brand new Mercedes... and it makes for a hell of a get away car.  The whole time i felt like I was in a movie, but I guess the real thing is so much crazier.  We basically deliver "packages" for these clients of the "company" and if they don't pay... we go collect... simple right?  How much i get paid, I can not say, but it varies day to day... at least that what my boss tells me, but hey i ain't complaining.  The only bad thing is... well… I work from 9-6 monday through friday and sometimes weekends if they need me to... great job huh? If you can call this a job…

Up to this point I have been bs-ing if you haven’t notice already (If you didn’t… I feel bad for you… =P) But it is true that I work from 9-6 mon to fri, which kinda sucks because due to traffic I don’t get back home till like 7.  I get paid like 9 dollars an hr… kinda shitty huh but I guess it looks good on a resume since it is a formal business company and I get to learn logistics… bla bla bla… whatever… money is all I need… he he he

Things I hate at the gym… since I go to the gym… a lot… if you know me…

1.      People that have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too MUCH pride in the men’s locker room… (I wonder if this happens in the girls locker room… in which case its all good haha)

2.      People who slams weights on the ground so that everyone and their mothers around can see how strong they are

3.      People who grunt… its just creepy… especially those loud enough that everyone can hear 

4.      People that fill up their gallon bottle of water, while there is a long line of peeps waiting on him… at least make it quick or don’t fill it all the way up

5.      People who draw attention either, by #2, #3 or laughing really loud…

6.      People who hugs a machine or a bench all by himself by performing 20000000000 sets on it… ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE IN THE GYM!!

7.      Girls who wear too much clothing… =P

That ends my rant for today… kinda sad since I just turned 20… so close!!!!! Just one more year!! 

*Work is totally kicking my ass right now... basically I am doing bitch work alllllllllll dayyyyyyyyyyyy longggggggg... today I had to organize 8000 EMAILS!!!!... and... the sad thing is... I AM NOT DONE YET   =(, with 3000 email more to go

*Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday!

those that didn't... tsk tsk tsk =PPPP... don't wry even my mother forgot it was my birthday!!)

 


Monday, April 25, 2005

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EALC-115Remove section from calendar, "Korean I", 11:00-11:50, VKC257, 4 Unit(s)
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POSC-421Remove section from calendar, "Ethnic Politics", 12:00-13:50, Wong, Janelle Staci, VKC101, 4 Unit(s)
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POSC-366Remove section from calendar, "Terrorism and Genocide", 14:00-15:20, Dekmejian, Richard, SGM123, 4 Unit(s)
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2 POSC class
Korean and Chinese Class (I can't believe I am going to take this =P)
I think I can get above 3.5 gpa next semester haha


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Bored?
Read this

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"


Sunday, March 13, 2005

Yesterday... all I can say is wow... I have never been under the influence of certain "substances" for soooo long... At one point I had to stop because I wasn't sure if I was gonna wake up sunday lol

Funniest thing yesterday has to be (You had to be under the influence to think this is funny)

Sean: "So where do we go? left or straight?

Jeff: "Just go straight... (few seconds later) Freeway Entrance?!?!?! NOooOOOOOOOOO"

In addition, late lastnight there were some turf war going on in the parking lot of Yoshinoya... pretty crazy... lots of people and it felt like the movie of 2 fast 2 furious. 

Just got back from the Battle of the Pledge dances... overall it was pretty good... one in particular, there was this one kid, who was like an 8 year old... damn he was pretty crazy at dancing... wish i was like that.  Highlight of the day my lil sis's pledge class winning the competition... Good job Jenny!  



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